weekend in review

oomph. we had a rough weekend. it's a whole lot of personal, though, so let's skip right to ALL THE THINGS I CONSUMED:

• 64 ounces of coke zero (0 calories)
• 126 ounces of club soda (0 calories)
• 24 ounces of water (0 calories)
• 15 cigarettes (0 calories)
• 1.5 ounces of sour apple schnapps (150 calories)
• 1 slice of plain pizza (250 calories)
• buffalo dip & bread (300 calories)
• 1 slice of pepperoni pizza (300 calories)
• 2 slices of pizza with the cheese removed to be given to my friend's gluten-free kid who desperately wanted pizza (400 calories)
• 3 homemade-by-me brownies (990 calories)
• 10 homemade-my-me miniature madeleines (250 calories)
• tj's frozen mac & cheese (300 calories)

so, actually, that's not tooooooo bad, by the numbers. it puts me at an average of 1300-1400 calories a day. except they all came from pizza and brownies. and almost all yesterday.

is anyone going to be surprised when i say i was up to 171.6 this morning??